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From the first love to the Australian—donuts, Selena Gomez, and getting lost in Florence.
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Ari
From Man Bun to Pickle Ball Boy—wart hogs, Gollum, and 11 months and counting.
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From the eighth grade garden kiss to the Magic Woman—let's get ready to rumble.
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From the Presidents CD romantic to the clumsy journalist—fifteen years, two kids, one mortgage.
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Annie
From the Dorito kisser to the Wet Puppets—Build Me Up Buttercup and all.
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Beth
From the camp comedian to the Snake—seven years, one exit.
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Liam
From the movie theatre makeout to the Silly Goose—camp, morticians, and one witchy comedy writer.
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David
From the high-school girlfriend to the D+D accountant—six years, one wife.
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